Art Presentations by Wendy Evans

updated May 2008

ART LIMERICKS        

There once was a sculptor named Phidias

Whose manners in art were invidious

He carved Aphrodite

Without any nightie

 Which startled the ultra fastidious.

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When Titian was mixing rose madder

His model climbed up a ladder

      Her position to Titian

      Suggested coition

So he climbed up the ladder and had’er.

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                          ***  If you know any other art limericks please send them to  Wendy Evans

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I Paint What I See, poem by E.B. White
on Diego Rivera's mural in Rockefeller Center, NY

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 Art does not solve problems but makes us aware of their existence.  It opens our eyes to see and our brain to imagine.

Magdalene Abakanowicz